Jillian Harris needs to hire Ashlyn

Okay, so the Bachelorette is really starting to piss me off. How dense can Jillian be? She's been hearing ALL season that someone has a girlfriend, whining about wanting to know who it is and what does she do when she finally gets the information and finds out it's Wes? She goes, "Oh, I trust him. He would never do that." Wah, wah, wah.

Jillian meet Ashlyn. Ashlyn, Jillian.

Ashlyn is the main character in my novel and she tests men's fidelity. I think you could seriously use her right now.

Or on second thought...just open your eyes!!!!

(Sigh) But I suppose we've all been there. Duped by a hot guy with a sexy accent who SWEARS he never hooked up in the jacuzzi with that girl with the nipple rings....or something.

At least for the rest of us, our delusion wasn't broadcasted on National TV for everyone to see!